Friday, 3 August 2007

Awards and Erotic Answers

First of all, I am giddy with pleasure as Akelamalu has awarded me the Inspirational Bloggers Award for “always having something interesting to say’. Thank you so much, Ak. That’s setting a real precedent!

I now have to nominate 5 others who are:-
And Who Cares
Around my kitchen table
Nienke Ninton

But I’m sure none of you are interested in that, and want to get on with The Answers from yesterday’s revelation into Himself’s early erotic experiences.

When I asked him he said, ‘if people want to know what happened, tell them they have to each send £25.’
I sighed. ‘Don’t be ridiculous,’ I said. ‘They’re not stupid. What happened?’

He gave in quickly and gracefully (through years of practise) and said that

1. No, he didn’t tell John about The Grope. Well, he’s a bloke, of course he wouldn’t have.
2. No, the mother didn’t make any reference to their grope, either. (No surprise there)
3. As for whether he stayed there again, he can’t remember. Can’t remember? I believe him when he says this, but this is the difference between men and women. Or is it just me and him?

If it was me, I’d have that experience burned onto my psyche. I’d remember sitting at breakfast the next morning, my collar sticking to my neck as I wondered if the maid had seen. I’d sit opposite John with a frenzy of mixed hormones roaring through my head. What would he think if he knew what his mother had done? Had I responded? Had I responded enough? What was she – an Old Woman (approx 38) DOING? Did she really fancy me? Wow!!!!

And I’d also remember what John said when he next invited me to stay.

‘Oh, thanks, but I’m a bit busy – we’re going to Cornwall for the holidays.’
NO WAY am I going anywhere near that woman again.


‘Oh, thanks. Yeah, great.’
Will it happen again? What would I do if it did? Or did I dream it?

Which do you think he said?


debio said...

Thank you, flowerpot, thank you. I do so love awards although I haven't been inspirational of late to so deserve!

Hey, just love this erotica; I would certainly have remembered what happened next...

Akelamalu said...

Himself's not telling all! There's no way he doesn't remember what happened afterwards. All men remember every erotic interlude that ever happens to them, just as we do! Beat him senseless until he spills the beans!

Nienke Hinton said...

Thx for the honor of the award, flowerpot.
As a guy, I think he'd go again...
I was approached by a friend's Dad when I was 14. He slipped me a note letting me know he wanted to 'get with me.' It totally grossed me out.

Flowerpot said...

debio - good to hear from you again. Thought you'd disappeared!

Flowerpot said...

ak - well, he's out at the moment but I shall Question him Thoroughly when he returns and report back..... watch this space!

Flowerpot said...

Nienke - blimey - if I'd had a note like that from a friend's dad when I was 14 it would have grossed me out! What did you do?

julia said...

Hi - I'm here through Akelamalu's blog, as she nominated you for your Inspirational Blogger Award. Interesting post! I'd say Himself said:
'Oh, thanks. Yeah, great.’

Rebecca Taunton said...

I would imagine most men/boys would go for the latter...

Congratulations for the Inspirational Bloggers Award, btw. Your posts are always interesting to read.


Flowerpot said...

Julia - glad to meet you and hope you call by this way again!

RT - thanks for that. Hope you're feeling abit better now and can enjoy the weekend.

Eurodog said...

Thank you very much for the award.
Recognition indeed. I am honoured.
Do you think you could activate a link to the other four award winners as I would like to visit their blogs.

Akelamalu said...

Try sodium pentothal if the beating doesn't work!

Flowerpot said...

ED - the links are all under my links section on the right hand side of my blog - let me know if you can't find them.

Ak - will try alcohol - that should work...

Motheratlarge said...

Flowerpot, congratulations on your well-deserved award. Pleased for you.

ps - like the Amsterdam house illustration.

Around My Kitchen Table said...

What a lovely award. Thank you very, very much.

Flowerpot said...

mother - thanks for that.
And Table - you deserve it!

The thinker said...

Thank you for the award Flower - Proud to accept it and will pass it on later this week.

Eurodog said...

Flowerpot, yes I managed to read the other nominated blogs. I have a question though. How do I put the logo on the right hand side of my blog. I am going mad. I tried copy/paste. Does not work. I tried add page element. Does not work. Would you mind pointing me in the right direction. Thank you.

Eurodog said...

Flowerpot, I did it after a lot of thinking.
Please have a look at my blog.